pantheoni

What are you havi`n? a portion of Gavin!

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:48:31 GMT

hey!
Andrè here! just want to say thank you to Gavin for the massive support and roaring grimness.

under here you can find the pic. it kind of lacks the naked chicks, nuns on fire and a piss-drenched burka.

andrè singing out "aahhhaaaaaaaa"

Rockstar Sagstad

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:41:52 GMT

Just some random fan asking to take a picture with Sagstad

The Netherlands!

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:24:55 GMT

Ait! now we are in the land of beastiality and muslims. in my opinion these two things goes like hand in paw.
i can from the place i am sitting now see will (Zoroaster) eat a carrot and saying "ta det med ro" hes skills in norwergian language is remarkable.
ohhhhhhhhhh.........
i met jonas from mew the other day! we played at the same venue and i got to meet him after the show. i am a huge mew fan and this was one of the the highlights from the tour for me.

here is a picture!

by the way.... jonas was extremely down to earth and a genuine nice guy!!

Kvebek singing out!

Tour is soon over...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:06:03 GMT

This has been an awsome tour for Pantheon-I... We have made many new friends and met alot of crazy people.. Best of all, finally being able to spread our music all over Europe!!! Mohahahaha!!!

In Zürich Pantheon-Is good friend, Tom G. Warrior and his new band, Tryptikon, came to get their asses whooped by us;)

Looking forward to rip Plymouth a new one today! Ohn yeah!!

- Sagstad

Sex proposition in Plymouth!

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:55:20 GMT

Mörve here...

Our busdriver is a weird guy. He went up to Live today and said "Well, today is the last day i'm driving on this tour, so this your last chance to have sex with me"

I was so chocked!! WHY DIDN'T HE ASK ME!!!??
I've really thought he would ask me, cuz i have been hinting like hell for some hot and sloppy german salami!

DAMN IT! well, one can't win them all. I think i'll settle for Næggis tonight (as usual).

So we are in Plymouth. Waiting our asses off and running around doin' nuthin'. This such a boring place, but we are here anyway. Ready to slaughter like we have done on the rest of the tour.

And to those fucktards who don't belive me, read this and weep:

In physics, thermodynamics (from the Greek θερμ-<θερμότης, therme, meaning "heat"^[1] and δυναμις, dynamis, meaning "power") is the study of the conversion of energy into work and heat and its relation to macroscopic variables such as temperature, volume and pressure. Its progenitor, based on statistical predictions of the collective motion of particles from their microscopic behavior, is the field of statistical thermodynamics (or statistical mechanics), a branch of statistical physics.^[2]^[3]^[4] Historically, thermodynamics developed out of need to increase the efficiency of early steam engines.^[5]

I rest my case....

Mörve out.

It's like the thing that should not be!

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:34:48 GMT

ANDRE KVEBEK!! Yep, that semi-digested lump of sex penis got a bloodleech up his dick last night.
So we all had a blast at customs trying to get it out.

Now we sit in Nottigham waiting to fed. I'M HUNGRY!!

It's the first of four shows here in the UK, and we are looking forward to tear england a new one.

The busdriver had a dream last night about the bus beeing full of playboy bunnies. We could only imagine his dissapointment when he woke up and saw us. Gyahahahah....

So then me and Espen went out shopping and bought him a bunni. It's a small conselation prize, but hey...FUCK YOU...We went out and did something for the poor man. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? BIIIIYATCHES!!

Sorry... Got low bloodsugar...need....food....eat...devour...munch....chew....bacca...and his buddy...Tobacca....the chainsmoking wookie.

Best regards from Mörve Glans.

Partybus

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:57:48 GMT

We just arrived in Nottingham, and have rigged up. Here are some photos from the bus last night.

Paris, immigrations and such

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:23:59 GMT

So, we just did a show in Paris. Last time we played here was 2 years ago, opening for Mayhem. Nice to be back! I had an awesome time on stage. It was hot though, my hair was like glued to my face when I headbanged.

Tonight we are leaving for the UK, with the bus on a train. We have to go through immigrations at 5.30 in the morning, so that will be an interesting one. Imagine a bunch of retarded drunks just woken up and trying to find their passports.

Nottingham next!

Live Julianne signing out.

et maintenant.... Paris....

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:24:02 GMT

bonjour mes amis! nous sommes pantheon i de norvege, etes-vous preparee pour extreme metal antireligioux?

Helene & les garcons

zurich laid in ruins

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:03:22 GMT

andrè writing! so far the tour has been extremely good. we have gained new followers and made new friend for life. last night we played in zurich and i have to say that it was the highlight of the tour thus far. and i got to meet up with an old friend of mine who i havent seen in years. lets not keep it so far between next time tom!
i am really looking forward to going back next year to give zurich a taste of the new pantheon-i material. when we get home we will be working on the new material and hopefully be finished writing early next year.
sooooo........ now i am sitting backstage of a shitty venue in paris. this works out fine for us since we are no-class yet extremely kickass. i had a baguette for breakfast (of course)

kvebek singing out and throwing my fist in the air in contempt of all religions.

The stench

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:06:22 GMT

Living with 18 men on a bus is in general very nice, but after 12 days the stench is becoming unbeleivable. The sleeping area smells like 36 sweatty balls, and to make matters worse the toilet has been full for 2 days. I woke up this morning to a breathtaking smell of piss, discovering that people have started to pee in bottles and place them around the bus. I am definately not drinking anything that comes from that bus in the future!

Luckily this place in Munich has a shower, there havent been a lot of those in the clubs in eastern europe. Finally I was able to wash the smell of sweat, balls and piss out of my hair.

- Live Julianne living the dream.

Finally, the blog works again!!!

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:52:19 GMT

About time!!! We have not been able to log on to our blog for many days!

Today we have arrived München, and we are eating lunch as we speak. All the gear have been carried in and we are waiting for the drummers to put the drumkit up. The last places we have played have treated Pantheon-I very good and we are very happy to finally play all over Europe! Yesterday we had a guest apperance from Brent (Zoroaster) on "Defile The Trinity" on vocals, and it was fucking awsome!! And from what i have heard, there is going to be alot of guest apperances the next couple of days...

Andrè this morning (or should i say 12.30)

"Black Paul metal" from Budapest:

Hmmm, look at the name (also from Budapest):

- Sagstad

Sleepy in Leipzig

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:37:39 GMT

I did not fall asleep until 9 this morning because of some people having crazy rabbit-sex in the bunk below me. For hours and hours and loud as fuck! How is it even physically possible? And when you are on a bus with people everywhere around you what is with the screaming and waving and kicking. It was like a crazy freak show down there with feat and arms sticking out of the bunk and the entire bus was literally shaking.

Then when I finally fell asleep the bus broke down and we had to get out.

Live Julianne signing out sleepy and pissed off.

Uncensored porn from Nurnberg

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 22:37:40 GMT

Hi guys,

Espen and Shandy reporting..

We are awaiting Gaahl any moment now...

Shandy: I love myself. Im a sexy bitch

Espen: Sorry guys, this is the first time Shandy uses the internet:S Give him a break....

Shandy: If 1 + 1 + 8 = 10 then why in the fuck is this thong on wrong?

Espen: And keep in mind, he just finished kindergarden....

Shandy: I have tomatoes in my garden

Espen: And he is self employed... Ohh my...

Shandy: Where are we?

Espen: Jim beam and coke dude!!

Shandy: Why is it called black metal if there aint any black people in it?

Espen: Have you ever noticed when we play live, we turn the light off??? No light = black

Shandy: I heard a black metal band once, Living Color... maybe youve heard of them?

Espen: No, sorry dude, only a band called ABSU... I dont know, kinda average..NOPES, fucking ACE!!!!

Shandy: Never heard of em.

Espen: You have seriously missed out gay dude!

Shandy: I hate you

Espen: Hey dont blame me for last night, its not gay if you dont fall in love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A pillar of hard flesh

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:21:01 GMT

Kvebek here! as germany is one of the main capitals of metal in the world i ponder the everlasing question: why all the patches? my theory is that during the cold one they had less garments and were forced to were clothing from patches of bands that clearly has defied time and space. bands like sodom, destruction, and halvar flatland-trio. this was then the main source of warmth and soon to become the national-dress. they don`t have a name for it yet but i urge them to call it the patchet. this is one of the many questions that goes through my mind as i lay in the bed getting mor germanized for each day that passes.

kveberger singing out

the trail in Nürnberg......

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:24:10 GMT

Mørve was caught by the police (because of his UGLY face!) and he is now on his way to jail...Okay, not true, just a dream...Maybe one day...Who knows.. because he is butt ugly!

The rest of PANTHEON I are doing great, as Live Julianne just said "Look at me, I look so fresh!"...

Sitting backstage listening to Paul (ABSU) and Mørve singing, horrible!!!! So i guess the show tonight will kick some german ass!:D

The tour so far have been great and all the guys on the tour are getting along really well.

- SAGSTAD (From Germany with Love)

mandatory hellraising and the glory of metal

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:01:30 GMT

Kvebek here! i`m now sitting in the backstage of the rock and are scanning the scene. people are getting shitfaced and i could not be bothered at the moment. i recon i am to cool to drink. hell yeah. i am like 200% cooler than the average glacier and 1000 times cooler than the man-kind. as the graet sheldon cooper said "my friend are not holding me back, i am pulling them forward"

king kvebek singing out!

things happening several places at once or how to avoid horse in the particle accelerator...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:14:31 GMT

While pantheon I played shows in germany, my refridgerator door changed sides (thanx jm), coincidence or carefully planned conspiracy?

I find more!

Stavenes over and out

It's the tour of tha FAAAT titans!

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:11:38 GMT

In Denmark! Land of the Fat! We skinny norwwegians have a lot to learn from those superfat danish. They know good music as well, so i think the place will be packed tonight!

Let's tear copenhagen a new one. This has been a short, sweet and stupid post by Captain Mörve.

Suck a donkey's fat cock! Choke on the SEX PENIS!

BAJS! PISS! JIZZ! CUM! BLOOD! SEMEN! CUNT! ASSRALLeY!
(I never left kindergarden)

Roadside randomness

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:24:12 GMT

So, we are on day 4 and so far everyone in Pantheon I are intact. But Will from Zoroaster had to go to the hospital last night with broken ribs. He is back on the bus now pumped up on painkillers so we will see how it goes.

Why the hell is there no childproof on the door of a bus that travels miles each night filled with drunken retards? One of the guys opened the door and tryed to step out while we were driving on the autobahn. Luckily one of the guys managed to tackle him away from the door and hold him down.

Breakfast in Copenhagen:

Dan from Zoroaster:

Petter, Kvebek and Mørve

The captain speaking

Kvebek and Will (before the broken ribs)

Wasps bus (the black one) and our bus (the white one)

Stavenes and Live Julianne blogging